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Change of Address
March 11, 2010
Reach for the Stars, America
January 22, 2009
This saddens me. President Barack Obama retook the oath of office on Wednesday because of a miniscule slip up during his inauguration. That’s right. One missplaced word and everyone is flipping their shit. The new administration is so worried that, because of this mistake, the general public will doubt the legitimacy of his presidency. And [...]
Short Follow-up
December 12, 2008
For some reason I feel vindicated. I’m not going to get into it hardcore again, but read this article in comparison to the FOXNews article I posted below and you can draw some pretty obvious conclusions as to the comparative merits of the two news organizations.
When do they announce the Pulitzer winners?
December 3, 2008
This is ridiculous. This is easily one of the strangest articles I have ever read. Though it’s only around 200 words long, it manages to cram in five different terms for marijuana. I think “green buds” is my favorite. It just sounds so…authentic. It also manages to get in a “Harold and Kumar” reference, not [...]
Let’s See How This Goes
June 17, 2008
So yeah, true to form I have jumped on the bandwagon of popular culture well after it has pulled out of the station. I’ve started a blog. How amazingly fresh of me! I think next I might go out and get myself one of those new fangled Walkmen what can play the cassette tapes. I [...]